Dear Hippie Ashton (aka “Nigel”),
A few weeks ago, I signed up to be a part of an A-list celebrity campaign though I didn’t know who the celebrity in question was. I tried to rack my brain and think of all the available men in Hollywood, but since I had you pegged as “in a relationship” with a certain Ms. Kunis, I kept you out of the running.
And then last night I’m told it’s you. And you are seeking HIGHER planes of consciousness. *giggle*
And you’re dressed as a hippie.
I totally get what you’re saying. It’s a freak show out there. But as someone who has been on more dates than I care to remember with more weirdos than I care to think about, it’s refreshing to see someone approach it all with a sense of humor. I wish you all the best in your dating endeavors on World Wide Lovers and think you’ll have much success.
Some advice: Fall for someone who is much more than just a pretty face. Don’t wait too long to text/call her back if you like her. And for God’s sake, please pick up the tab on the first date.
So tell me, do I have an innie or an outie?
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